Sooooooo....

Today I played soccer at recess. My team lost because our goal was five times bigger than the other team's. But before I was on the losing team, I was on the winning team. I was switched from one team to the other. I was switched because the teams were uneven. People called me Mr. Headbutt. They called me that because I made amazing headbutts every game. My amazing headbutt this game was when I was on the winning team. This is how I spent my recess.