Captains log 3-1-17

During my exploration of the of the Kannapolis galaxy, I came across these fascinating creatures that drive great speeds in their rolling transporters, while performing incredible feats of hair care, talking into their communication devices, and applying layers of paint to their faces. As I watched carefully, there were plenty of encouraging spectators from other vehicles, making cheerful goose noises, and displaying the way to heaven with a single finger. I thought to myself, what a wonderful and endearing people with such amazing capabilities of careful multitasticity. If only all the systems out there could feel the love and joy this one gives to their fellow human. With such skill and confidence, I feel assured to cross the road here and SPLAT!

Yes, I'm a little nerdy with my old Star Trek stuff. Don't worry, I don't dress up at night (unless asked to by the wife) or hang out at conventions. I just enjoy the simplicity of the old shows like Star Trek, Bionic Man, Knight Rider, etc. You don't have to answer any uncomfortable questions from your children, the good guys always wins, and each episode actually has an ending. I haven't really gotten into a show series in a really long time. Each time I start watching one, they start getting all 90210 on me, and I'm forced to watch all this needless drama and roller coaster emotions, and worse of all, stupid hero decisions. You know, the kind you say, "don't go in there! It's obviously a trap!" If anyone has any good suggestions, I'm all ears. Hope to see you all at Instructors Camp. God bless and drive safe.