On the YouTube show Good Mythical Morning Rhett and Link debated Pirates versus Ninjas. Link was pirates and Rhett was ninjas. Personally I vote for ninjas. I voted for ninjas because There are silent killers with swords, ninja stars, and chain ball things while pirates have blunderbusses which sounds stupid and is really loud. They also have swords as well but their swords aren't as good because they are much heavier and harder to swing.
Hey what's that? It's a spartan coming out of nowhere eating apples.